Confession

I have a problem. It's a recently acquired issue & I'm a little embarrassed about it.
I'm a vomiter. I am an uncontrollable vomiter nowadays. No idea why but here is a short list of things making me vomit recently:
-Liquor of any sort
-More than 3 beers
-Sour cream
-Ice cream
-chips & dip
-roasted garlic hummus
-english cucumbers
-orange juice

I'm sure it all part of me being a huge stress basket right now on account of being homeless in about 2 weeks (our house dealio fell thru & Im too financially inept to get my own place right now) which has also been coupled with bouts of stress crying & then stress eating a whole bunch of food that makes me barf.
But mostly, I'm pretty good. There's something kinda cathartic about throwing up, it satisfies me in 2 ways-
1)I feel better immediately after barfing,like a vomit high.
2)It gives me a way to feel sorry for myself without feeling selfish or self-indulgent. HAHA!

Also, I saw one of the top hottest men I've ever seen in real life today in Tim Horton's. He was a construction worker & he was basically the prototype for all those "hot" constuction worker calendars and email forwards my aunts send me.
I kinda had a mini fantasy about him ripping his dirty flannel shirt open, throwing his hardhat to the wind without care & gyrating around me. But that's inappropriate for Tim Horton's.
I ordered tea, not some hot guy's wang.

Just for point of reference: my friend,Scott, is the hottest male I've ever seen in real life & my friend, Jackie, is the hottest female. If they made babies the world would implode upon birth. Good thing Jax live in Oz now or else........