Welcome to my blog.

ok, hi.
Do you ever stand in front of the mirror & act out tons of emotions? Like, I always kinda wish something really horrific would happen to me-like my boyfriend would cheat on me or someone would be in this horrific accident & Thank God I practiced my perfect reaction to shit. Except nothing like that even happens. Or, if it does, like when my Uncle Bob died-which was the worst day of all time-but also the absolute perfect time to use a great super distraught look or whatever I'm always just like "Uhhhhh, no I'm OK-how are you?" cuz I get super nervous if all this attention is paid to me but secretly I want it.
I wanted to have a blog for a really long time because I'm so hilarious & awesome & even Scott was like "do it! it would awesome" and he's the funniest person I kno but now I'm making it I kinda feel wierd.
Like a new haircut.
Grow on me, blog! I am yr new owner!